Cause Of Heatwave

 Subject: Re: Recycled News
From: Shagrat 
Newsgroups: alt.callahans

Denny Wheeler wrote   

> On the (unnamed to protect the guilty) network news just now, talking 
> about the current US heatwave...
> 
> "...in Chicago since the 1995 heat wave, which was blamed on the 
> deaths of 750 people."

That settles it -- I am NOT being cremated.